				FREE FALL
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	Everything's crazy in the land of Oblivion. There are hopping
pumpkins, floating mouths, confused serpents, and giant popcorn
machines...and those are all normal! The crazy part about this world
is that its silly inhabitants have taken up Acid Diving, a daring
new sport that requires fatally jumping into pools of acid just	for
kicks!
	But, they didn't take up Acid Diving on their own. Deep in
the core of Oblivion lies a ruthless, no good, sinister entity 
named Evil Squishi who, by using a combination of high admittance
neutron	transducers and two styrofoam cups, was able to brain-wash the
fine people of Oblivion into taking up this hideous sport. Squishi's
plan is to eradicate the Oblivians from their planet, then saw
the planet in half and use it as a giant hat! What could be more
ludicrous!
	However, as a member of the Supreme League for the
Preservation of Little People, you are called up to save these "lost"
Oblivians and to have them deprogrammed by professional therapists
at the Great Couch in the Sky, Inc. Be very wary, though, for Evil
Squishi has a few surprises up his stinky sleeve to get rid of you
for good!
   
